YOU'VE JUST BOARDED THE RED OCTOBER!


Kaltxì! Sam I am, and I don't like green eggs and ham; so if you're going to invite me to any dinner parties or anything, there you go.

I'm seventeen years old and currently attend Ashmore Academy, it's pretty great. I excel in musical talents and athletic abilities--you should see my abs. As I've said previously, "ain't no carpool lane to sexy." I stand by that rule.

I'm a closeted nerd and occasionally come out with random quotes from Star Wars, so you've been warned. Also pretty fluent in Na'vi, so if you're also a Na'vi speaker, hit me up or something. I'm also dyslexic, so spell check is like my best friend.

I'm also honestly the luckiest guy in the world, as I'm the boyfriend of Quinn Fabray.



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TEXT TO SUNSHINE
  • FLUFFY: I may have told Rachel that I loved her...
  • FLUFFY: Very obscurely and in na'vi, but it all means the same.
  • SUNSHINE: Really, you did? Good job, man.
  • SUNSHINE: Na'vi is the best of ways... well, in my opinion, I guess. It's even better when they found out what it /actually/ means.

TEXT TO QUINN FABRAY
  • QUINN: Hi, Sam.
  • QUINN: I'm okay, how are you?
  • SAM: That's good to hear!
  • SAM: I'm pretty okay, too. Just doing some study.
  • SAM: I miss you; we should hang out soon.


Anonymous asked:
I love your page. It's beautiful.

I do like changing my themes! 


Sunshine, you are SO not helpful.

st—james:

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I’m awesomely, superbly helpful. Thank you very much.


TEXT TO QUINN FABRAY
  • SAM: Hey, beautiful. :)
  • SAM: How are you today?

Ever wanted to know why we have eyebrows, go talk to Puckerman. He knows.

st—james:

ingenueberry:

You what? Jesse, you said you wouldn’t get involved!

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I was already involved when my hair turned the colour of bubblegum.

Busted.

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st—james replied to your posti ate ur parrot

What?!

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Uh…


Anonymous asked:
i ate ur parrot

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